If you caught a coworker embezzeling from the corporate coffers, would you:

A. Ignore it.
B. Report it.
C. Blackmail them into sharing.
D. Give them a backrub and serve some hot tea.

If you were passed over for a promotion, would you:

A. Try harder for the next time.
B. Look for a new job.
C. Seek additional training in your field.
D. Make a nice batch of ladyfingers and celebrate.

If you looked like a parrot, would you:

A. Speak like a parrot.
B. Flap your tailfeathers like a parrot.
C. Fly like a parrot.
D. All of the above while sitting in a pan of brownies.

If the in was out and the out was in, would you:

A. Find zen at the heart of existence.
B. Seek solace in the mystical philosphere.
C. Engage in the wisdom of pursuit.
D. Dip your moonpie in a vat of honey and rejoice.

What would you wear on Casual Friday?

A. A nice pair of slacks and a clean dresshirt.
B. Jeans and a T-shirt.
C. Platform boots, a ten-gallon hat, and a thong.
D. A surgical mask laced with powdered sugar.

Just who do you think you are?

A. I yams what I yams.
B. Takes one to know one.
C. Yo mama knows who I am.
D. The sugar-plum fairy. What's it to ya?!

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