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Witness our new manufacturing technique, in which UnSequitur Industries provides you with a painfully oblique statement for your custom personal use.



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The candy pusher reads menthol cigarettes with enameled religious fanatics and stun guns.

Hit RELOAD to reject the sample for flaws. Hit PRINT for processing to pulp.




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