To contribute to the ever-growing assortment of totally useless pages on the web, I will now list the contents of my wallet as of March 27, 1996. Feel free to enjoy a high-impact color scan of each item.

(Note: I.D. numbers have been obscured to protect the innocent.) :

• Big Lots receipt (The Impulse Purchase Capital of the World.)
• Drivers License (So that's what they mean by a camera stealing your soul.)
• My lovely wife Shelia (circa 1989)
• My continuing-to-be-lovely wife Shelia and our handsome son Griffin (circa summer 1994)
• Griffin (circa April '95)
• Griffin (circa December '95)
• Texaco Card & Texaco Travel Club Card (a matched set)
• My Visa Card (the word Visa is Latin for "maxed out".)
• My dog Elvis' Rabies Vaccination Tag
• A list of movie-related URL's recommended by my pal Tony Daniel
• My overused Cash Card
• A receipt for using my overused Cash Card
• A grocery list from the night we celebrated Shelia's grad school report card (all A's!)
• State Merit Insurance Card
• DeltaCom Phone Card
• Instructions for retrieving my phone machine messages
• Spare keys to our '91 Mazda Protege and '92 Nissan Pickup
• My business card (My dad said my name's too small to read.)
• Ticket stub from "Dead Man Walking"
• Ticket stub from "Sense & Sensibility"
• Movie Gallery Card (I do love my movies.)
• Blockbuster Card (I do love to bust blocks.)
• A Band Aid (In case I ever get a paper cut from a cash card receipt.)