 OH NO! I was a geek in college. |
 OH NO! I sho' am an ugly cuss without my beard. |
 OH NO! I've got a pants leg on my head. |
 OH NO! Our 2-year old son has ahold of the camera! |
 OH NO! Scooby Doo's making a move on my wife. |
 OH NO! It's 1997, and I'm still a geek! |