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 | MEDICAL MIRACLE - This film is an amazing physical specimen. Don't change a thing! |
 | IN FOR OBSERVATION - This film is worth a look, but may show a few ill symptoms. |
 | UNDER THE KNIFE - This film has life in it, but could use a little reconstructive surgery. |
 | CRITICAL CONDITION - This film could croak at any time, but still has a slight pulse. |
 | DEAD ON ARRIVAL - This film is so bloody horrible it's taking on signs of rigor mortis. |
