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Dr. Daniel presents the LOSCARS

Every year the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences® clears their collective throat to the eager ears of the global film world, and hacks up a loogey of nominations, what they want us to believe are the brightest celluloid achievements for the past 365.

And every year, commoners like you and me gripe about their selections. We feel we have as much right to complain as anybody since we pay the outlandish ticket prices to sit in a theater with our feet stuck to the floor and watch those flickering images truck by our greedy pupils.

Well, as inaugurated two years ago, I'm once again rectifying the situation with Dr. Daniel's LoscarsTM. With the Loscars, we create recognition where it has been dubiously ignored. We give notice to the unnoticed. We make Oscar losers into Loscar winners.

Below, at left, you will see a list of who and what the Academy deems superior -- and the Doc's prediction to win said category. At right, you will see my choice, the Loscar, a.k.a. the "Best of the Rest" -- or those who got left out, but still deserve attention.


The OSCARS

Best Actor:

Roberto Begnini, Life Is Beautiful
Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan
Ian McKellen, Gods and Monsters
Nick Nolte, Affliction
Edward Norton, American History X

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Ian McKellen


Best Supporting Actor:

James Coburn, Affliction
Robert Duvall, A Civil Action
Ed Harris, The Truman Show
Geoffrey Rush, Shakespeare in Love
Billy Bob Thornton, A Simple Plan

Dr. Daniel's Pick: James Coburn


Best Actress:

Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth
Fernanda Montenegro, Central Station
Gwyneth Paltrow, Shakespeare in Love
Meryl Streep, One True Thing
Emily Watson, Hilary and Jackie

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Gwyneth Paltrow


Best Supporting Actress:

Kathy Bates, Primary Colors
Brenda Blethyn, Little Voice
Judi Dench, Shakespeare in Love
Rachel Griffiths, Hilary and Jackie
Lynn Redgrave, Gods and Monsters

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Kathy Bates


Best Director:

Roberto Begnini, Life Is Beautiful
John Madden, Shakespeare in Love
Terrence Malick, The Thin Red Line
Steven Spielberg, Saving Private Ryan
Peter Weir, The Truman Show

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Steven Spielberg


Best Original Screenplay

Bulworth by Beatty & Pikser
Life Is Beautiful by Begnini & Cerami
The Truman Show by Andrew Niccol
Shakespeare in Love by Norman & Stoppard
Saving Private Ryan by Robert Rodat

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Shakespeare in Love


Best Adapted Screenplay

Gods & Monsters - Bill Condon
Out of Sight - Scott Frank
The Thin Red Line - Terrence Malick
Primary Colors - Elaine May
A Simple Plan - Scott B. Smith

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Gods & Monsters


Best Picture

Elizabeth
Life Is Beautiful
Saving Private Ryan
Shakespeare in Love
The Thin Red Line

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Saving Private Ryan
 

The LOSCARS

Best Actor:

Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski
Jim Carrey, The Truman Show
Michael Caine, Little Voice
Ben Stiller, Permanent Midnight
Denzel Washington, He Got Game

And the Loscar goes to: Jeff Bridges


Best Supporting Actor:

Andre Braugher, City of Angels
Matt Dillon, There's Something About Mary
Steve Martin, The Spanish Prisoner
Bill Murray, Rushmore
John Travolta, Primary Colors

And the Loscar goes to: Bill Murray


Best Actress:

Cameron Diaz, There's Something...Mary
Jane Horrocks, Little Voice
Emma Thompson, Primary Colors
Christina Ricci, The Opposite of Sex
Meg Ryan, You've Got Mail

And the Loscar goes to: Jane Horrocks


Best Supporting Actress:

Joan Allen, Pleasantville
Kimberly Elise, Beloved
Lisa Kudrow, The Opposite of Sex
Laura Linney, The Truman Show
Catherine Zeta Jones, The Mask of Zorro

And the Loscar goes to: Lisa Kudrow


Best Director:

Wes Anderson, Rushmore
Farrellys, There's Something About Mary
John Lasseter, A Bug's Life
Sam Raimi, A Simple Plan
Gary Ross, Pleasantville

And the Loscar goes to: Wes Anderson


Best Original Screenplay

The Big Lebowski - the Coen Bros.
Pleasantville - Gary Ross
Rushmore - Anderson & Wilson
The Spanish Prisoner - David Mamet
There's Something...Mary - Farrelly Bros.

The Loscar goes to: Rushmore


Best Adapted Screenplay

A Civil Action - Harr & Zaillian
Fear and Loathing... - Gilliam et al
The Horse Whisperer - Roth & LaGravenese
Little Voice - Cartwright & Herman
The X-Files - Carter & Spotnitz

And the Loscar goes to: The X-Files


Best Picture

The Truman Show
Pleasantville
Rushmore
A Simple Plan
There's Something About Mary

And the Loscar goes to: Rushmore
 

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