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Dr. Daniel presents the LOSCARS

Every year the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences® clears their collective throat to the eager ears of the global film world, and hacks up a loogey of nominations for what they want us to believe are the brightest celluloid achievements for the past 365.

And every year, commoners like you and me gripe about their selections. We feel we have as much right to complain as anybody since we pay the outlandish ticket prices to sit in a theater with our feet stuck to the floor and watch those flickering images truck by our greedy pupils.

Well, as inaugurated last year, I'm once again rectifying the situation with Dr. Daniel's LoscarsTM. With the Loscars, we create recognition where it has been dubiously ignored. We give notice to the unnoticed. We make Oscar losers into Loscar winners.

Below, at left, you will see a list of who and what the Academy deems superior -- and the Doc's choice to win said category. At right, you will see my choice for the Loscar, a.k.a. the "Best of the Rest" -- or those who got left out, but still deserve attention.



The OSCARS

Best Actor:

Matt Damon for Good Will Hunting
Robert Duvall for The Apostle
Peter Fonda for Ulee's Gold
Dustin Hoffman for Wag the Dog
Jack Nicholson for As Good As It Gets

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Peter Fonda


Best Supporting Actor:

Robert Forster for Jackie Brown
Anthony Hopkins for Amistad
Greg Kinnear for As Good As It Gets
Burt Reynolds for Boogie Nights
Robin Williams for Good Will Hunting

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Burt Reynolds


Best Actress:

Helena Bonham Carter for Wings of a Dove
Julie Christie for Afterglow
Judi Dench for Mrs. Brown
Helen Hunt for As Good As It Gets
Kate Winslet for Titanic

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Helen Hunt


Best Supporting Actress:

Kim Basinger for L.A. Confidential
Joan Cusack for In & Out
Minnie Driver for Good Will Hunting
Julianne Moore for Boogie Nights
Gloria Stuart for Titanic

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Gloria Stuart


Best Director:

Peter Cattaneo for The Full Monty
Gus Van Sant for Good Will Hunting
Curtis Hanson for L.A. Confidential
Atom Egoyan for The Sweet Hereafter
James Cameron for Titanic

Dr. Daniel's Pick: James Cameron


Best Original Screenplay

As Good As It Gets by Andrus & Brooks
Boogie Nights by Paul Thomas Anderson
Deconstructing Harry by Woody Allen
The Full Monty by Simon Beaufoy
Good Will Hunting by Affleck & Damon

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Good Will Hunting


Best Adapted Screenplay

Donnie Brasco - Paul Attanasio
L.A. Confidential - B. Helgeland & C. Hanson
The Sweet Hereafter - Atom Egoyan
Wag the Dog - H. Henkin & D. Mamet
The Wings of the Dove - Hossein Amini

Dr. Daniel's Pick: L.A. Confidential


Best Picture

As Good As It Gets
The Full Monty
Good Will Hunting
L.A. Confidential
Titanic

Dr. Daniel's Pick: Titanic
 

The LOSCARS

Best Actor:

Leonardo DiCaprio for Titanic
Aaron Eckhart, In the Company of Men
Samuel L. Jackson, Eve's Bayou
Mike Myers for Austin Powers
John Travolta/Nicholas Cage for Face/Off

And the Loscar goes to: Leonardo DiCaprio


Best Supporting Actor:

Ben Affleck for Good Will Hunting
Rupert Everett for My Best Friend's Wedding
Mike Myers (as Dr. Evil) for Austin Powers
Kevin Spacey for L.A. Confidential
Patrick Stewart for Conspiracy Theory

And the Loscar goes to: Rupert Everett


Best Actress:

Joey Lauren Adams for Chasing Amy
Jodie Foster for Contact
Pam Grier for Jackie Brown
Julia Roberts for My Best Friend's Wedding
Sigorney Weaver for Alien Resurrection

And the Loscar goes to: Julia Roberts


Best Supporting Actress:

Cameron Diaz for My Best Friend's Wedding
Stacy Edwards for In the Company of Men
Anne Heche for Wag the Dog
Christina Ricci for The Ice Storm
Miranda Richardson for The Apostle

And the Loscar goes to: Cameron Diaz


Best Director:

James L. Brooks for As Good As It Gets
Martin Scorsese for Kundun
Kevin Smith for Chasing Amy
Quentin Tarantino for Jackie Brown
John Woo for Face/Off

And the Loscar goes to: James L. Brooks


Best Original Screenplay

Austin Powers by Mike Myers
Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith
Face/Off by M. Werb & M. Colleary
In the Company of Men by Neil LaBute
Waiting For Guffman by C. Guest & E. Levy

The Loscar goes to: In the Company of Men


Best Adapted Screenplay

Amistad - David Franzoni
Contact - Sagan, Druyan, et al
Jackie Brown - Quentin Tarantino
Men In Black - Ed Solomon
The Rainmaker - Francis Coppola

And the Loscar goes to: The Rainmaker


Best Picture

Austin Powers: Intern'l Man of Mystery
Boogie Nights
Face/Off
In the Company of Men
The Rainmaker

And the Loscar goes to: Face/Off
 

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