MEDICAL MIRACLE - This film is an amazing physical specimen. Don't change a thing!
	IN FOR OBSERVATION - This film is worth a look, but may show a few ill symptoms.
	UNDER THE KNIFE - This film has life in it, but could use a little reconstructive surgery.
	CRITICAL CONDITION - This film could croak at any time, but still has a slight pulse.
	DEAD ON ARRIVAL - This film is so bloody horrible it's taking on signs of rigor mortis.