A list of things found under the cushions of Dr. Daniel's sofa:
- Three fuzzy cough drops
- A grocery list (angel hair pasta, Vicks 44, and twine)
- Bazooka Joe wrapper
- Half of a wishbone
- Assorted napkins, facial tissues, and moist towelettes
- A wisdom tooth
- An Incredible Hulk trading card with Bill Bixby dressed as a migrant worker
- Milkdud
- Half of a toothpick
- A tiny mouse named Kip
- Cookie crumbs
- Nail file
- An eyebrow (go figure.)
- $3.62 in change
- Movie ticket stubs for Ice Castles, The Flintstones, and Juice
- The ghost of Orson Welles
- A microscope slide with a droplet of the fat substitute Olestra
- Some eye sleepy
- Teri Garr
- A broken banjo string
- Various body cavity emissions (don't ask.)
- Gene Simmons' Official Dodge Ball Rule Book
- A full house of Deal-a-Meal cards
- Subscription cards for Highlights, Prevention, and MilkJugs Journal
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